Monday, March 30, 2009

Zombies

flesh eating, undead and really hard to get away from. Zombies come in all shapes and forms. Some rise from the dead because of man made viruses,others because of alien invasion. some eat brains,other prefer meaty flesh chunks from an arm or a leg. some zombies travel in groups, others alone. Zombies have even been know to form organized groups in order to hunt down their main food source, us, the living livers of life before death. But what do all these Zombies have in common? (besides the dead thing.) What is it that Zombies really want? Do they want what we live types want? Do they just want to be free to eat brains, drink blood and make mush out of the living? I don't think so. I think they want more. I think they just want to be accepted and respected for who they are. they want to be recognized for all they have contributed to society. When was the last time you heard two zombies talking about "American Idol,"or "Rock of Love." When has a zombie ever flipped you the bird for stealing their parking spot? How many zombies do you know that are so deep in credit card debt that can't even afford to feed their undead babies? Zombies are more civilized then we give them credit for. So do yourself a favor, next time you see a pack of undead flesh eaters heading towards you, don't run. Just stop, introduce yourself and you just might have a chance to understand that zombies are people too.

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